OMG You're so skinny!

Someone at work thought I look skinny today.

The scale doesn't say anything different and I'm far from skinny but I'll take the compliment to keep moving foward.

I donated all my "fat" jeans.

One things for sure, I have to get into the gym again. I've been busy and L-A-Z-Y!

Online dating

I don't like writing the profile.
It becomes trite, corny, generic and impersonal.
Someone do it for me, I have to finish watching Benjamin Button.