Five minutes of random thoughts at 10 pm last night

• I'm still full from lunch.
• This Senate race is an embarrassment.
• My stomach is fat and gross.
• Is it okay to wear earplugs every night?
• What if I were homeless?
• I wonder what's going to happen.
• There's only bad news on the news.
• Mmmm - chocolate cake.
• He broke me and I hate him for it.
• If I had to lose a sense, which could I part with?
• I wish I grew up with cousins my age.
• Will I ever be in a real relationship?
• Could I eat human flesh if my plane crashed in the Andes?
• The news anchor on the evening news has distractingly white teeth.
• I could use a belly hurting laugh right now.
• Oh Grandpa...
• I'm tires of taking care of everything myself.
• Will we ever know what happened to Jacob Wetterling?
• Spa, spa, spa!